...if they made a movie like Sideways, but about cheese. It just wouldn't work. Cheese isn't as intoxicating. It also has a different kind of bouquet. Some people think cheese is smelly. A movie about cheese enthusiasts would bomb/stink. No one wants to see a movie all about cheese. Bad idea. This is what I woke up thinking about this morning. Just thought I'd share. If you're in pre-production with your epic cheese movie there's still time to kill the project.