I really don't think that this is what Paul & Artie had in mind when they sang their ditty about what's going down At the Zoo. Here are some of the more interesting takes on the story you've already heard so much about:
- If you want to mentally scar your children, take them to the zoo …
That last one is my favorite. It's pretty much the whole story in three simple words. I'm just waiting for this
tailtale to make its way to YouTube.