Hello there! If you're here looking for pictures of the half cooked doughnuts known as Fausnachts (or fasnachts) you ain't gonna find 'em here. I do have lots of pictures of a family of Fausnachts from Central PA, if you're lookin' to do some PA Dutch cookin'. I hope you won't be too quick to leave and go off and make your fat Tuesday snacks. I've got lots of random stuff happening on this site and I welcome your long term readership, poems, prayers, promises of loyalty and comments. Enjoy the lenten season.
Maybe, just maybe, my Goooooooogle video will go live today. That would be a great birthday present. If you know anyone who can pull some strings, please ask them to do so. The world has never been more ready for "Tuna Time."
I really do need to get into the habit of googling my supposed brilliant and original ideas before acting like I'm some kind futurist. Here's a cartoon from the Village Voice that makes me feel silly. Oh well, at least I still have my conspiracy theories about TOMKAT.
From the 2002 files... I think I overstretched the abilities of the band in the piece. I also over wrote the article. Haven't seen the Ponies since to let you know if they lived up to my hype. For the collective sake of all involved, I really do hope so. I also can't even bring myself to read it in its entirety. Sometimes when listening to Rod, the line "before the '80s emasculation" pops into my head and I get embarrassed. I also get a weird shooting pain that shocks my molars via my fillings. Creepy. Dear reader, in the spirit of disclosure and loosely joining my small pieces, I now present my profile of the band, No Show Ponies, originally published in Central PA's Fly Magazine. I busted out every single rock journo cliche in the book on this one. If you want to see how many you can list, have at me in the comments arena.
I've temporarily unseated the other dudes named Ryan Olah in google rankings. Dear readers, thanks for the hits. Ryans, please don't take this personally. As you can see from this pic, I'm also an international male supermodel.