I'm not the biggest lover of MySpace, but I can't resist reading all of these stories about the great evil it's unleashing upon the land. Just seems like everyone has to jump on the bandwagon before they miss the chance to totally blow the story out of proportion (please don't get me wrong, it does need some urgent security attention). Which brings me to the following quote. The thing that struck me was that it should be filed in the same category as "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
Three things: 1) You just said "pornography hole". That's funny. Is that akin to a "booby hatch"? Freud and all of his talk of orifices would be quite pleased with this newly coined term. Bravo! 2) Way to use the outlandish quote from the conservative thinktank in the lead and then never mention them again in the rest of the article. Congrats -- parents are alarmed. Media job well done! 3) Pornholio!
I went ahead and started one of these here myspace profiles so I can stay in touch with my buddies w/o bigtime blogs such as holaolah. I swore I'd never do this. At one point in time I also swore that I'd never like Neil Young or ever find any artistic merit in the Grateful Dead. If you know me than you'll know what I'm talking about because now I'm a damn dirty hippie. In any case, all the real news will still happen over here. That site was just set up to push people over here and become entranced by the soul that I'm puttin' down. Okay?