Today I told a very wealthy man that I was thinking of shaving my head. He dug around in his pocket and said he'd give me $100 if I did it. I hemmed and hawed a little because I have to look half-way decent (not like uncle fester) for an upcoming wedding and then said he'd give me $200 if I shave it down to the skin. He's a man of his word, and I have two witnesses. I was still a little unsure and then he said he'd give me until the Monday after the wedding to decide. You think I should give up this convict look for a little extra cash?