Thing 1: I will join Kyle at the Free Library of Philadelphia tomorrow night to see/hear Chuck Palahniuk and Elmore Leonard.
Thing 2: Sometimes I get to work on "special projects" at the day job. This week's project involves fashioning a helmet video cam. While doing some research on how to construct such a device, I found OfficeGuns.com.
Like I said, these items are not related. Just thought I should clear that up for anyone who thinks I have Fight Club tendencies toward creating workplace anarchy.