DOH! That's What Amazon is For!

So we thought we were being all slick and stuff by getting our cutest nephew (disclosure: he's the only one at this point, but he really is cute) a digital camera for his birthday. Silly uncle Ryan failed to read the product reviews for the camera on Amazon.com. Silly Ryan, now a piece of crap is on it's way to you via UPS! I think I'll return it as soon as I sign for it. I can't believe this, I feel like a schmuck. I am supposed to be hip to this stuff.  I don't think Josiah wants a raincheck or Amazon credit for his birthday.  Gotta think quick! Anyone know of a good affordable not too crappy camera for a really cute young dude?  Anyone got photoshop skillz enough to superimpose some pooh on the picture of the crap camera speeding ever closer to me?