Word From Planet Snails

I received my first snails newsletter today. It's a little late so I guess it took a while to get through all the bureaucratic rock & roll comptroller BS and what not. I hear Cleveland and the hall are slated for demolition by punks everywhere looking for blood because the sexual pistols rule so absolutely much. Whoever they were. The Snails will fill in whatever deep crater their asteroid might have left very soon. It will be flat like a parking lot or a penny carefully laid on the tracks before an oncoming train. They don't fool FOOL! Like when they get a few more gigs under their studded belts this will all happen. Maybe 10 or five or something. Overshadowing the work of all rock "others" and whatever impact they had is how the snails bring it. As you'll read, this newsletter in packed with factual news from real rockers making it happen everyday. It's lovingly packed with news from your favorite rock / punk / jam / funk / cover / mindbendingly original band of all time that you've never seen, heard, or will ever encounter in this lifetime. This will hurt you a lot more than it will hurt me. Think Bill & Ted and then times that by a hundred times that by all the times they've gone plat (in the other realms) and then you'll get a sense of their deeply metallic instinct nostalgia capability reduction component abilities. Word!
OK, here's the message from Brother Todd Dylan and Ryan aka "Lil John Kerry"

The Snails News Letter

Feburuary News:

-Ian Quit
-CD is coming (early april)

-Shirts are coming after the CD 

 -Concert with "One Match Short" planned for end of school year.

For more detialed News go the the Snails website @ http://www.freewebs.com/thesnails