Would You Do It For $200?

Today I told a very wealthy man that I was thinking of shaving my head. He dug around in his pocket and said he'd give me $100 if I did it. I hemmed and hawed a little because I have to look half-way decent (not like uncle fester) for an upcoming wedding and then said he'd give me $200 if I shave it down to the skin. He's a man of his word, and I have two witnesses. I was still a little unsure and then he said he'd give me until the Monday after the wedding to decide. You think I should give up this convict look for a little extra cash?

Comments

[Kyle]

It shouldn't even be debated.

[Lisa M.]

um, hair grows back. take the money man.

[Amy]

I'm a girl and I'd shave my head for $200! I'd probably even shave it for $100...well, maybe for $150. :)

[Ryan]

So what should I do w/the bucks?

[Kyle]

Shave your head, take the $200, then pay Amy $150 to shave her head. This way, you've essentially pimped out her head for $50.

We'll make it a show: "Pimp My Head."

[Kelly]

I think you should decline. What are you? Some puppet to this wealthy man? What? He thinks he can buy amusement by paying you to shave your head?
I say - you're nobody's puppet. If you want to shave your head it's because you want to - not because somebody wants to own you (or your hair).

[Kyle]

I'll give you $50 if you get a Brazilian wax.

[Kyle]

I mean that.

[Ryan]

I did it - 05.07.06