It's All Happening At The Zoo

I really don't think that this is what Paul & Artie had in mind when they sang their ditty about what's going down At the Zoo. Here are some of the more interesting takes on the story you've already heard so much about:

• Dutch bears in monkey murder shocker

• Welcome To The Jungle!  Bears Go Ape

• If you want to mentally scar your children, take them to the zoo …

• Bear eats monkey

That last one is my favorite. It's pretty much the whole story in three simple words. I'm just waiting for this tailtale to make its way to YouTube.

Comments

[Kyle]

This conclusively proves that humans descend from bears.

[Pete]

Stupid monkey, shouldnt have hit that electric fence