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Yard Sale

It's a great weekend for a yard sale. Since we're trying to buy a yard, please visit our sale. You'll find top quality goods culled from the collection at rock bottom prices!

The Invisible Man

Regular holaolah reader and comment leaver Pete and his Pa are across the pond on rock business. They were kind enough to e-maill me this video...

The house hunt in Philly is going well and I hope to have more news on that this weekend.

Legs 'N' Breasts

As you may know, I spend a good amount of time reading about fast food via the Web. (We all have our hobbies.) While the subject of this article is definitely not a laughing matter, the name of the restaurant in this story couldn't help but touch my legs and breastsinner Beavis. Here's a link to a blog with a sample of their signage.

Feel free to suggest some ads/taglines for the company in the comments section.

Yesterday's News

I tried to post this YouTube video yesterday but something was wacky. I now re-present it to you for your viewing pleasure. Please note that this is not a video of today's rain. It is, in all actuality, a video of yesterday's rain. Enjoy it before the sky clears and the mud turns back into dust.

News of the Weird

I'm doing something quite odd this evening and I thought I'd take a minute out of my activity to fill you in on the eccentricities and behaviors founded in antiquity that happen around the spider hole known as villa villa holaolah--I am sitting at the kitchen table, reading yesterday's newspaper.

After I finish my paper I think I will read a book*.

*Special thanks to MissDomestic for reminding me of the wonders of Lester Bangs. Special, special thanks to The Long Cut for making it all possible in the first place.

Mr Earle, Row Your Boat Ashore

Kelly is quite proud of her ability to see into my dreams.

I wonder what she would say about the one I had a while back in which another Steve, Steve Earle, was rowing in a small boat in the pond behind my house. I wasn't sure it was him so I called out, "Steve?  Steve Earle? Is that you Steve Earle?"

He responded, "Yup. It's me. How you doin'?"

The part where I called out to Mr. Steve Earle--that was audible. I knew it was because Janell's laughter brought me back to the conscious world.

G.I. Joe Parodies

These videos will never get old...

Dwight Yoakam Visits Lancaster

If you look really hard you can see Dwight. Awesome show. I owe my Auntie and my Uncle for the tickets.

I Also Drive a Dodge Stratus

We made a mix CD for brother Todd to commemorate his recent transition to being deemed almost able to drive a motor vehicle by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. The accompanying graphic will support the argument that this compilation is of the utmost quality and insight for a young brother making his transition to life behind the wheel. There are a few inside secret message songs for jocks and rockers in there as well. Anyway, we titled the album, "I Drive A Dodge Stratus." After this most hilarious SNL skit. Todd will drive his dad's, you guessed it, Dodge Stratus when he finally gets his license.

Why all of this back story from days gone by?

The Element is in the shop getting its kooky alarm system checked out because it's started to trigger when you least expect it. It's not a preferred feature of the vehicle.  So, Enterprise hooked me up with a Stratus and I am now a member of this elite club. YAY!

Gia insisted that I let her model it for you along with her favorite Yuengling cap. Whatever cat.

What's In a Name + Some Scary Insights From Kelly

Today's original hola text can be found on Kyle's masterfully edited "Bridgeton Legends" blog. It's a simple story with a lot of insight (if I do say so myself).

To take care of the next part of the title, Kelly came back from vacation in the Outer Banks in time to provide a rather startling and insightful take on my dream of Steven and the Wolves. She knows me well, but I didn't know she knew me that well. Perhaps she's a witch of some sort. I am glad I did not give her that trash bag of hair she requested after my recent haircut.