Dearest fans, readers, and chicken recipe submitters,
It is with great sadness that I report to you that tonight... there was no chicken served in the holaolah flat. I returned home from my day in the fields of labor, the market, and library only to find my meat still frosty. Our microwave is simply untrustable when it comes to defrosting items of great import, so we will all just have to sit back and let the icecaps melt from my 12 little chicken legs. You will be pleased to know that a winning recipe was submitted and the proper ingredients were procured at a fair market price from my neighborhood Superfresh. Sorry fellows (Kyle, Mark, and Will) I think you can figure out who won just by the mention of the trip to the grocery store. Thanks for playing and stay tuned for more opportunities to win.
What did I end up eating, you ask? The answer is simple: I foremaned up a Trader Joe's Nirvana Burger and a bunch of asparagus dusted w/black pepper. Light and tasty, that's not usually how I roll, but I wanted to watch the Live Aid DVD I got from the library on a full stomach. That's not meant to be taken as callously as it sounds. I just wanted to hurry up and eat and get back to the 80s.
On a side note, I think I might know why Bob Geldof does not like Mondays.
Someday I will leave my exile off main street and report some real big city news for you. Consider these my wilderness years dear brethren. I am honing my skills, waiting for my call.
One more thought before I get back to Bryan Adams (because "kids wanna rock")... yesterday thoughts turned to rednecks via my blog reading and a viewing of "Easy Rider." I got to thinking that back in the day, a double-feature of "Deliverance" and the previously mentioned film would have made for a very interesting and freaky experience.