Bad Mighty Mouse, Bad

I'm bout to punch my Mighty Mouse in the neck and stomp on it. I've tried to post the same damn thing to holaolah about 3 times only to have my ever so sensitive scroll button shift forward or backward and lose the greatest post ever. It was totally going to blow the lid of everything and shed light on all my secrets and ambitions and now it's gone. I revealed so much, only to have a fickle mouse button whoosh it away. Maybe I'll get that gumption back some other time and fill you in on all the above mentioned stuff in a much less dramatic and dynamic way. Sucks to be you, sucks to be me wasting my time.